Studying the Law


Lawless are they that make their wills their law.

- William Shakespeare

An individual who breaks a law that conscience tells him is unjust, and who willingly accepts the penalty of imprisonment in order to arouse the conscience of the community over its injustice, is in reality expressing the highest respect for the law.

- Martin Luther King, Jr.

The law is an ass

- Charles Dickens

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet.

- Mark Twain


These quotations represent just some of the most common perceptions regarding the law and lawyers. Hollywood films for over 50 years have had a field day with lawyers; portraying them as protectors of the vulnerable (To Kill a Mockingbird), as instruments for the devil (The Devil’s Advocate), as battlers against corporate negligence (Erin Brockovich) and as detectives uncovering high level conspiracies (A Few Good Men).


Both Bill Clinton and Barack Obama were lawyers. Clinton famously treated one Presidential Race debate as if he was a lawyer and won over a lot of the electorate. People hold lawyers in awe and in contempt in equal measure.


The battle of liberalism vs. conservative Christian values is largely played out in the Supreme Court. G.W. Bush famously tried to pack the Supreme Court with right leaning judges to bring about a change in the abortion laws in the States. No doubt, to his chagrin he failed.


Perceptions of lawyers have a big impact on the way that America is perceived by other countries around the world. Less litigious countries in Europe and in Asia commonly see American lawyers as opportunists, as ‘ambulance chasers’. Many people still cannot believe that a woman got scolded by a cup of coffee in a fast food chain and successfully sued for damages amounting to millions of dollars. It seems that lawyers can make a lawsuit out of anything. It also seems that lawyers can just about get anyone off the hook. If you don’t believe me think O.J Simpson.


All these perceptions of lawyers and the business of litigation, prosecution and defence are exceptions. The truth is that most lawyers are involved in very mundane cases. Most lawyers don’t strut ponderously around weaving a web of rhetoric around the courtroom. Most lawyers are not involved in star studded cases or take on corporate giants.


I’m a law student and I can tell you that the law is frequently just plain boring; without glamour and without any important connection to the main contentious causes of the day.


Many of my fellow law students are planning on being corporate lawyers specializing in financial matters. They plan to draft and lock down exchanges of huge sums of money. They will never appear in court. They will never argue for a man or woman’s life. They will just earn a very healthy salary.


They do this because to the outside the law looks opaque, incomprehensible; like the esoteric arts of a sorcerer. It is this image that stops people from downloading forms from the internet and making their own will, from organizing their own small claims appeal, from doing their own conveyancing. Anyone with an average IQ and a bit of patience can do these things for themselves.


I should not be complaining since I hope to make a living from the law. I’m not sure about what type of lawyer I want to be. At the moment I’m learning about all aspects of the law. It is fascinating to study. What is frustrating is people’s stereotypes about lawyers.


That is why I’ve set up http://www.droitconstit.org/. The right of the constitution. I am exercising my rights under the constitution to free speech. My free speech will be about me, a law student. I’m not Demi Moore, Erin or Gregory Peck. I’m simply a young person struggling to make his way in a highly competitive field. These articles are aimed to dispel stereotypes about lawyers and about the law profession. I don’t believe the law or lawyers are an ass. We are neither angels or devils, and most of the time those who break the law are not Martin Luther, Jnr. or Mahatma Gandhi.


I’ve been a bit run down lately. Lots of late night studying for exams that are coming up soon. It’s really cold outside. It puts me going out for a stroll to clear my head and stretch my legs. I think I should join a gym. I’ve laways been slightly put off the idea by the ‘jock’ image of such places. Another problem I have is my diet. Living on my own I feel a lack of incentive to go shopping for groceries and to make myself a home cooked meal. Instead I often order in a pizza or go around the corner and get some boxes of Chinese food.

None of this is any good. A friend of mine told me recently about toxins. About how they build up in the body and they cause us to feel lathargic and run down. For women too many toxins can lead to irregular periods. My bad skin is partly due to toxins.

I recently resolved to do something about this. I did some research on the internet and discovered bamboo vinegar foot detox patches. It seemed like a natural remedy to toxin build up. I bought a pack for a few dollars over the net. They work on the Chinese medical principal that many parts of the body are connected to the soles of the feet. The liver is where toxins are flushed from the body. The feet are connected to the liver.

As the packet suggested I put a bamboo vinegar foot patch on each foot over night. In the morning i was shocked to discover that the white patches had turned a dark grey! That is all the toxins in my body.

Bamboo vinegar has been used as medicine for centuries in China. It is made from bamboo and has strong absorbency properties. The Chinese use bamboo vinegar to treat cases of poisoning. Toxins are a type of poison. I’m convinced bamboo vinegar foot detox patches work. I now have to address the issue of eating better and joining a gym.